Congratulations, you’re unbelievably close to thinking wrong.

The hamsters are working furiously away in the background, but it takes them a couple of minutes to sync everything up, then you’ll be good to go.

We’ll be sending you an email with your subscription details—they’ll be super helpful if you need to contact us in the future.


You’ll want to login, we don’t have passwords—they’re annoying.

Simply go to and enter the email you used to sign up.

We email you a single-use-self-exploding-super-duper-long password—don’t worry, you just click a button.

Presto, you’re in.


This is important, The Lab works best with Chrome—honestly it’s the only thing we consistently test it with right now on a laptop/desktop.


To get you orientated we’re going to be sending you some tips, tricks, and advice about using The Lab, and thinking wrong in general so you get the most out of your membership.

Also don’t forget the Help section of the main page, it’s packed with goodies.


Now if, for some strange reason, you need to cancel your subscription you can do this by logging in to The Lab, selecting Settings in the top right and following the instructions.

And hey, we’re always here for you—email us at